Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

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Welcome to the Hogsmeade Branch of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, headquarters located at 93 Diagon Alley! In this shop, you can buy all sorts of joke items from the Ten-second pimple vanisher to Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs. Just don't get caught with any explosive items in Hogwarts! Having said that, Flourish and Blotts' is the place for things that make you go, "Hmm" - this is the place for things that make you go "Boom!"

Items

Anti-Gravity Hats-Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!

Aviatomobile - Flying toy car.

Canary Creams - Hello feathers!

Edible Dark Marks - They'll make anyone sick!

Extendable Ears - Fancy a good eavesdrop?

Headless Hats - Invisibility charm, for your head! 

Muggle magic tricks/pranks

Patented Daydream Charms - (Side-effects can include: slight drooling and a dazed expression. Not for sale to wizards under 16)

Portable Swamp - Cause a flood!

Punching telescopes - Trick your rivals!

Quills - in Smart Answer, Self Inking and Spell Checking varieties - Leave it to the Quill!

Reusable Hangman - Spell it or he'll swing!

Skiving Snackbox - They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles, Just in time for school!

Ton-Tongue Toffee - Expand somebody's tongue!

Trick wands - Confound your friends!

Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - Party! 1 Firework = 10!

Decoy Detonators - Create a diversion!

Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder - Handy for a quick getaway!

Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves - Challenge your friends to duels and trick them!

Love Potions - Make people obsessed with you!

Pygmy Puffs - A type of puffskein, good for cute company!

Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher - Eliminates boils, pimples and acne.

Candy In A Can - Just what the label says.

Proprietors and Employees

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Archive

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Roleplay

Twyla and EQ

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 23:14, July 7, 2018 (UTC) EQ was just browsing around the shop, not really looking for anything in particular. His mom had dropped him off while she took his siblings to a birthday party. Needless to say, he was much happier at the store than some eight-year-old's party.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Twyla was busy browsing through the many gadgets that lined shelves and walls, causing her eyes to grow wide with awe and excitement. So many possibilities. Even though she had already bought a huge supply of stuff from this store already, she wasn't quite finished yet. Hogwarts had one hell of storm coming and an evil little freckled girl was going to be behind it.

Message Me • 23:21, July 7, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 00:01, July 8, 2018 (UTC) EQ had caught sight of the Punching Telescopes and let out a small laugh. He could just imagine someone getting really excited to use it and then getting a smack to the face. It was pretty funny. As he moved closer to look at the joke item, he accidentally bumped into a girl standing near by. "Oh, sorry - my bad." EQ quickly apologized, holding his hands up a bit.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Her blood boiled when the boy knocked into her but she tamed the need to reel around and get violent and simply tossed him a fierce glance. "It's fine," she commented lowly and then spotted what he was holding. Unable to help herself, she finally cracked a smirk. "That's a good one. I gave my twin a black eye with it."

Message Me • 12:21, July 8, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 17:03, July 8, 2018 (UTC) EQ was a bit intimidated by the look she gave him, but he stood his ground. He couldn't help the confused expression as she did a complete 360 on him because of the gag item he was holding. She must really like pranks or something... He thought, still wary of the girl. "You must not like your twin very much." EQ pointed out with a suspicious tone. "Or else, your twin is very tolerant."

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Her dark eyes swam with mild amusement at the expression on his face, causing her to take a step toward him. Half the time she was obvious to her upfront behavior but right now she knew full and well what she was doing and seemed to even be enjoying it. "He has to. He's my little brother. I mean, well, I guess I don't bother him too much now." She tried to play off the seriousness of the situation with a grin, "he's weak from being sick all the time."

Message Me • 18:19, July 8, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 20:50, July 8, 2018 (UTC) He wondered why she was telling this to a perfect stranger, but he decided to just go with it. He had become an expert in doing that over the years with his crazy family. "Sometimes being sick is the best time to get back at your siblings. One sneeze, and they'll be sick just like you. So I'd watch out for your little brother - he might decide to get back at you." EQ half-joked with a small close-lipped smile.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Her attention was already straying by that point, causing her to expel a soft sigh as he drew her back into conversation. Man, she could be an asshole. At least it was for a good reason. "He's too nice to get me back." She picked up a jar of Weather in a Bottle and inspected it with mild interest. "Plus, he doesn't even try because he will start something he just can't win."

Message Me • 11:58, July 9, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 14:00, July 10, 2018 (UTC) EQ narrowed his eyes at the declaration she'd just made. "Sounds like you could stand to get knocked down a few pegs." He grumbled, putting the telescope back. "Did something terrible happen in your childhood or are you just naturally this gloomy and ominous?" EQ questioned as if that was a totally normal question you'd ask someone you just met. Heck, he hadn't even really met the girl. He didn't even know her name.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Her dark eyes carefully peered up at him through thick lashes, a small smirk forming. "Many have tried," she commented with slight amusement. "Because that's reality." She lifted her figers to touch some ribbon that hung from a toy. "My reality is gloomy and ominous. Would you prefer I act like sunshine and rainbows?"

Message Me • 14:04, July 10, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 14:16, July 10, 2018 (UTC) EQ shook his head, his blonde hair shuffling from side to side. "No, definitely not." He assured her, a complex look in his brown eyes. "Just not so... dark." He finally decided on the word. "You know, the cool thing about reality... It's not always so concrete as people believe. It can change just like anything else."

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"Just not when you are running on borrowed time," she said with a slight wrinkle of her nose. Twyla quickly slipped behind a skinny shelf and appeared on the other side, her eyes curiously searching his for answers.

Message Me • 14:40, July 10, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 15:14, July 10, 2018 (UTC) EQ tilted his head to the side, looking at the girl with curiosity. She is a funny one, isn't she? He thought before shrugging his shoulders. "Even then. Realities can change. Time itself changes all the time." He decided with a firm nod as if assuring his own thoughts.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"My fate is a sealed," she said before leaning her tiny frame against the surprisingly sturdy bookshelf. "I wish it could change like the time and everything else." She gently crossed her arms over her chest, slightly in defense. "I'm also just naturally dark and gloomy; always have been."

Message Me • 17:47, July 10, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 18:09, July 10, 2018 (UTC) EQ couldn't believe the words she was saying. Fate? He loathed the very word. People always got so caught up in believing their destinies were set, but you create your own destiny. EQ firmly believed that. "No one's fate is sealed. And even if you really believed that, you still have power over what happens between now and then." He declared, more sure of himself than he'd been the whole conversation. "And if you succumb to being dark and gloomy because of that, well, then, you're simply not as strong as I originally took you for." He finished, crossing his arms over his chest. This girl wasn't the intimidating, strong, independent girl he had thought she was at their first encounter. No, she was scared and helpless. No one should have to be like that over some dumb word like fate.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

That seemed to set the freckled girl off and she begun to stalk away from the shelves and closer to him, not bothering to respect space between them as a twisted look of mingling annoyance and anger formed along her features. "You don't know anything about me," she snarled lowly in conviction, darimg him to try and fight her on it. Even despite her displeasure, a wicked little glint of amusement flickered beneath those dark eyes.

Message Me • 23:17, July 10, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 23:25, July 10, 2018 (UTC) Instead of backing away like he might've done earlier, he met her in the middle so that they were toe to toe. He had a burst of confidence that he wasn't going to let go to waste. "On the contrary, I think I know more about you than I probably should for having just met you." He challenged, a competitive glint in his eye. Definitely a Schmidt trait. "I think this whole dark attitude is a facade. One that hides how scared you really are."

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"Then you don't know shit all," she hissed ruthlessly, not backing off like one caught a facade typically would. She was darkness. She was a omen of misfortune. She radiated gloom and death. The itching between her shoulder blades continued to pester like a dull ache until she grabbed onto the shelf with her little claws, finger nails digging grooves into the wood. "It seems the table has turned," she said through gritted teeth and carefully straightened, her eyes narrowing considerably. "You seem like you could get knocked down a few pegs." Was that a warning? Twyla crossed her arms over her chest, the sour expression not yet melting.

Message Me • 23:44, July 10, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 03:18, July 11, 2018 (UTC) EQ experienced a vile taste as his words were thrown back at him. He was the last person that needed a superiority check. Despite his amazing gifts, talents, and family name, he never thought himself above anyone else. It irked him beyond belief that she would accuse him of being too haughty. "You don't know anything about me either, Princess, so I'd stop right there." EQ demanded, his eyes set in a firm determination. "You know the crazy thing about facades - most of the time the person most easily fooled is the same one who is putting it on." He claimed, suggesting that she, herself, was being being duped by her own act.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Her eyes narrowed at the pet name, which appeared to bother her more than anything else he was spewing. "Do you always try to make yourself feel important by preaching bullshit?" she suddenly asked, her anger dissolving into mild amusement. Her moods definitely were all over the place. Twyla then reached up and flicked what she assumed to be lint from her shoulder, curls slipping down her back like a waterfall of dark brown hues.

Message Me • 11:39, July 12, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 15:20, July 12, 2018 (UTC) EQ thought about that for a moment before deciding that this was the first time something like this has happened. Most of the time, he would've rudely left the conversation with a sneer and an uttered insult. This was definitely a first. "No, actual. You're the first lucky victim of my preaching." He rolled his eyes when he said the word. If she wanted preaching, she should meet his mom. That woman is a saint but will talk your ears off after you've done something wrong. Her chastisements were punishments enough.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"I must be special," she said sourly, trying not to grimace at the concept of him continuing to preach. She seemed to have halted it for now. Twyla plucked a weird contraption from the shelf and begun to inspect it, her eyes dragging carefully toward him. "What's your name anyway?"

Message Me • 12:23, July 13, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 14:10, July 13, 2018 (UTC) EQ sighed, his guard still up. He was afraid he'd never let his guard down around this one. She really is peculiar. "EQ." He answered with a single nod. "And just who did I have the pleasure of arguing with?"

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"EQ? That's a weird name," she admitted but didn't seem at all bothered by it. If anything, she seemed to appreciate him more now that she had a name for him. "Twyla Montgomery," she said with a large grin before holding out her hand to him. "Future first year... hopefully Gryffindor if I can convince the Sorting Hat."

Message Me • 19:29, July 13, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 03:24, July 14, 2018 (UTC) The fact that she didn't ask about his name made EQ like her just a tad more - she got a couple of brownie points for it at least. "Twyla's a pretty weird name too." He pointed out - not in a pot-calling-the-kettle-black way, but more in a hey-that's-kinda-cool way. He shook her hand, and even allowed a genuine smile at her last comment. If anyone can convince the Sorting Hat, it'd be her. "I'll be a first year too. I don't know what I'm hoping for, really." He admitted with a shrug. "I've been told I'll end up in Slytherin or Ravenclaw." EQ couldn't believe how their conversation had done a complete turn around. One minute they're fighting, the next they're talking about their first year at Hogwarts.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"I suppose both are pretty uncommon," she replied and begun to twist a strand of her wild curls, almost as if the attempts were intended to tame the unruly locks. "I could definitely see you in Ravenclaw." Twyla plucked a weird hat from the wall and placed it on EQ's head so that she could see it on display. "You don't seem like a Slytherin at all." Squinting slightly, she adjusted the position of the head before smirking. He looked absolutely insane.

Message Me • 21:37, July 14, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 18:45, July 15, 2018 (UTC) "That's just what my cousins tell me, but I think I would fit in with Ravenclaw pretty well." He agreed with a nod. EQ was startled at first when she placed the hat on him, but then his humorous side took over and he laughed. "How do I look? England's Next Top Model, right?" He joked with a goofy grin, the confrontational spirit he'd had moments before finally fading away.

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"It's truly an awful hat," she said with a cruel snicker, not at all light with her remarks. She was just naturally a bit prickly and sometimes even defensive. "Are you excited to go to Hogwarts?"

Message Me • 03:12, July 16, 2018 (UTC)

EQ Schmidt - Third Year Ravenclaw • The Ghost's Legacy • Chaser - "I won't care if they laugh at me, if I lose my grip on gravity - I'm doing the best I can." Message Me - Soc (talk) 03:19, July 16, 2018 (UTC) "Of course it's truly awful - I wouldn't have it any other way." EQ protested with a smirk. Joking EQ: activated. "And I'm excited, I suppose. I think it'll be nice to have a change of scenery." He explained with a slight shrug. "What about you?"

Connor and Lachlan

Connor Wang

Connor barely had any money left so he didn't even know what he was doing in here, but there's no cure for curiosity except satisfaction so that's what he was doing—curing his curiosity. He was wandering about the store, gazing in wonderment at the fantastic doohickeys and what not.

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Connor Wang

Connor looked up from the box he was staring at and jumped back a little before laughing sheepishly. "Whoops, it's fine," he said.

{{{2}}}

Connor Wang

He watched the movement, intrigued, wondering what whatever Lachlan picked up does. "Nothing in particular, just looking around," he said, going back to looking at displays.

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Cleo and Twyla

「 Constantin Lysander 」Spartan Born • Vampire • Mercenary

「 Age 」
Immortal

「 Species 」
Vampire

「 Occupation 」
Mercenary

「 Relationship 」
Single

She'd had her eye on the store for days now and this was, admittedly, the third time in the store. Of course, she'd tried her hand at pranking people once or twice but had always miserably failed but she liked to suss out the options. She was periodically slipping pieces of chocolate that she bought a couple of hours earlier into her mouth. Though she was incredibly new to the wizarding world, what she'd seen so far excited her and impressed her.

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Would Twyx be an appropriate nickname

Message Me • {{{2}}}

「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

This was her kingdom - her natural element and place where all her worries dissolved away and normal thought processes were tossed to the wind. Like a literal child in a candystore, she scoured the place from top to bottom until she located the perfect back to school supplies. While most kids were reading up on their new books and getting ready for classes, she was prepping for a seige on the student body. Twyla tucked a strand of hair behind her ear as her piercing gaze sweeped along a shelf that lined the back wall.

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Twyx is a very appropriate nickname.

Message Me • 07:49, June 5, 2018 (UTC)

「 Constantin Lysander 」Spartan Born • Vampire • Mercenary

「 Age 」
Immortal

「 Species 」
Vampire

「 Occupation 」
Mercenary

「 Relationship 」
Single

Eventually, Cleo made her way to the back wall, her eyes on the rows of objects, not really paying attention to the people around her, nor was she that noticeable herself, being as small and thin as she was. So it wasn't as if it was on purpose when she walked into the other future first year.

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「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

Twyla quickly scuttled to the side before allowing her gaze to fall on Cleo, brows knit with concern. "Are you alright?" she asked, gaze temporarily straying to the Shiving Snackbox on the shelf beside the blonde, "ouuu, I need that." She snagged the box and hugged it tentatively against her body.

Message Me • 08:17, June 5, 2018 (UTC)

「 Constantin Lysander 」Spartan Born • Vampire • Mercenary

「 Age 」
Immortal

「 Species 」
Vampire

「 Occupation 」
Mercenary

「 Relationship 」
Single

She jumped as she felt herself connect with someone else and darted back a bit herself, her eyes flicking to the snackbox, watching her grab it. "Y-Yeah," she said, her stutter making an appearance and she gulped slightly before smiling, "I'm fine, sorry about that, are you?" She was trying to sound flippant, confident, but she jumped again when her arm hit a product, making it clatter onto the floor and she quickly put it back where she found it, her cheeks turning red.

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「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"I'm fine," she confirmed with a slight grin, feeling a lot better now that she scratched the most important thing off her list. Her striking blue-green eyes surveyed Cleo as the product hit the ground, only causing Twyla to offer a reassuring giggle as she snagged the item that fell. She delicately put it back and tipped her head to the side. "I'm Twyla, by the way."

Message Me • 14:06, June 6, 2018 (UTC)

「 Constantin Lysander 」Spartan Born • Vampire • Mercenary

「 Age 」
Immortal

「 Species 」
Vampire

「 Occupation 」
Mercenary

「 Relationship 」
Single

"Twyla," she said slowly, rolling it around her mouth, before tilting her head, "like Twyx? The chocolate?"

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「 Twyla Montgomery 」sixth year gryffindor ◈ omen of misfortune

「 Age 」
sixteen

「 Species 」
witch

「 Occupation 」
student

「 Relationship 」
single, not looking

"Yeah, sorta like that," she said with a small smirk. She definitely wasn't sweet like chocolate. The girl then picked up what appeared to be an arsenal of stink bombs and delicately set them in her basket.

Message Me • 20:34, June 8, 2018 (UTC)

Grace and Theo

Grace Russell - Eight Years Old 🌺 Daughter of Karsci and Kamille Russell - Message Me – 08:22, March 10, 2018 (UTC) The little girl was exploring the shop curiously, eyes wide at all the bright colors and fun things lining the shelves around her, running clumsily off into the direction of the love potion area, curious at the heart-shaped bubbles around the area.

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