Welcome to the Hogsmeade Branch of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, headquarters located at 93 Diagon Alley! In this shop, you can buy all sorts of joke items from the Ten-second pimple vanisher to Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs. Just don't get caught with any explosive items in Hogwarts! Having said that, Flourish and Blotts' is the place for things that make you go, "Hmm" - this is the place for things that make you go "Boom!"
Anti-Gravity Hats-Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!
Aviatomobile - Flying toy car.
Canary Creams - Hello feathers!
Edible Dark Marks - They'll make anyone sick!
Extendable Ears - Fancy a good eavesdrop?
Headless Hats - Invisibility charm, for your head!
Muggle magic tricks/pranks
Patented Daydream Charms - (Side-effects can include: slight drooling and a dazed expression. Not for sale to wizards under 16)
Portable Swamp - Cause a flood!
Punching telescopes - Trick your rivals!
Quills - in Smart Answer, Self Inking and Spell Checking varieties - Leave it to the Quill!
Reusable Hangman - Spell it or he'll swing!
Skiving Snackbox - They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles, Just in time for school!
- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,” Message Me - 17:49, March 23, 2017 (UTC)
"Well it's... sort of like an end-of-season party? My team's gonna be there, likely, and the Falcons. I was thinking about inviting the other teams that played, but the rivalries that exist within the sport and all..." she trails off, unsure of how to to phrase it without giving potential gossip juice or whatever, and shrugs. "I'll probably invite friends outside the team, too."
Aydan DaneGryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee -A fellow of infinite jest – 19:39, March 23, 2017 (UTC)
"Depending on how much you wanted to spend... we could give you a customized package. Team colors, mascots, emblems... that sort of thing."
Astrix had finally been allowed to go back to Diagon Alley, after pouting at her grandmother for a few hours. She had immediately went off for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to find something of interest. Maybe she could torture Wren with a thing or two, but it was just a matter of finding something she liked.
Astrix giggled to herself as she looked at a few items, tossing them back and forth in her mind. She doubted her nana would be pleased if she wasted a bunch of money on some magical tricks. Therefore, she had to be incredibly careful on how much stuff she got which was saddening. It was quite likely she would forget about this soon then buy everything though.
Astrix picked up a Headless Hat, twirling it on her finger as she walked towards the register. However, she noticed the Pygmy Puffs and decided to pay them a visit like she enjoyed doing whenever she was here. "Hey!" she said, grinning at them as she reached out and pet them lightly."