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Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes


Welcome to the Hogsmeade Branch of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, headquarters located at 93 Diagon Alley! In this shop, you can buy all sorts of joke items from the Ten-second pimple vanisher to Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs. Just don't get caught with any explosive items in Hogwarts! Having said that, Flourish and Blotts' is the place for things that make you go, "Hmm" - this is the place for things that make you go "Boom!" Fredgeorge

Items

Anti-Gravity Hats-Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!

Aviatomobile - Flying toy car.

Canary Creams - Hello feathers!

Edible Dark Marks - They'll make anyone sick!

Extendable Ears - Fancy a good eavesdrop?

Headless Hats - Invisibility charm, for your head! 

Muggle magic tricks/pranks

Patented Daydream Charms - (Side-effects can include: slight drooling and a dazed expression. Not for sale to wizards under 16)

Portable Swamp - Cause a flood!

Punching telescopes - Trick your rivals!

Quills - in Smart Answer, Self Inking and Spell Checking varieties - Leave it to the Quill!

Reusable Hangman - Spell it or he'll swing!

Skiving Snackbox - They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles, Just in time for school!

Skiving Snackbox

Ton-Tongue Toffee - Expand somebody's tongue!

Trick wands - Confound your friends!

Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - Party! 1 Firework = 10!

Decoy Detonators - Create a diversion!

Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder - Handy for a quick getaway!

Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves - Challenge your friends to duels and trick them!

Love Potions - Make people obsessed with you!

Pygmy Puffs - A type of puffskein, good for cute company!

Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher - Eliminates boils, pimples and acne.

Candy In A Can - Just what the label says.

Proprietors and Employees

George Weasley - Owner

Aydan Dane - Full Time Employee

Archive

Roleplay

Malia & Aydan

Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 17:38, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

She enters the store on her day off and throws a look around. To think the last time she was here, she was still a student.


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 17:39, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

He was restocking some Skiving Snackboxes up front and grinned when he saw Malia come in. "Hey stranger."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 17:44, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

She cranes her neck, grinning when she sees Aydan. "Hey yourself. How are you?"


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 17:48, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

"Not too bad, yourself?" He asked. "What brings you in today?"


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 17:50, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

"Tired, but otherwise alright," she answers, "I'm looking for pyrotechnic products, actually. Do you still have the Explosive Enterprise products available?"


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 18:05, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

He nodded. "Over here," he said walking over to another display. "What're you looking for specifically?"


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 18:08, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

"Anything? Just... fireworks, really," she shrugs, coming right behind him. "For a party, I guess."


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 18:19, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

He nodded and gestured to their line of fireworks. "The Weasley Fire Whiz-Bangs are still our most popular line."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 18:30, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

"Aren't those the ones with the dragon?"


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 18:33, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

"That's part of the expansion pack you can buy," he said with a grin. "You can also just get the basic starter package with your more traditional magic fireworks."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 18:42, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

She quirks an eyebrow. "Expansion pack?"


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 18:57, March 22, 2017 (UTC)

He nodded. "Things like that dragon that breathes fire. There's a phoenix one that will really light up the sky, and flies around changing into different colors that's pretty cool. Stuff like that."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 17:24, March 23, 2017 (UTC)~

Her eyebrows knit together, head tilting as she ponders on the decision. Wouldn't the expansion pack be an overkill? "What do you think is best for a party?"


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 17:27, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

"Depends on the party, I'd say. Who's coming, what do they like, what are they expecting, what kind of wow factor are you going for... things like that."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 17:49, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

"Well it's... sort of like an end-of-season party? My team's gonna be there, likely, and the Falcons. I was thinking about inviting the other teams that played, but the rivalries that exist within the sport and all..." she trails off, unsure of how to to phrase it without giving potential gossip juice or whatever, and shrugs. "I'll probably invite friends outside the team, too."


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 19:39, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

"Depending on how much you wanted to spend... we could give you a customized package. Team colors, mascots, emblems... that sort of thing."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 20:36, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

"How much would it cost for customized packages? There's fourteen teams... it'd be pretty cool if it had each team's emblem, obviously in their color and all."


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 21:42, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

"I'd have to talk to my bosses about that. I thought you said only your team and one other were coming? But I can talk to them and send you a quote in an owl."


Malia20
Malia Sakellarios-Willow - gryffindor alumna • head of the order for equality

- “She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them,”
Message Me  - 22:29, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

"Doesn't hurt to know what the total would be, just in case," she shrugs, "Plus if we decide to make it end-of-season..."


Adult Aydan WB

Aydan Dane Gryffindor Alumni ~ Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Employee
-A fellow of infinite jest

 – 16:47, March 28, 2017 (UTC)

He let her process through it, since it seemed like she was talking more to herself, now.



Aloria and Astrix

AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 21:57, December 27, 2016 (UTC)

Astrix had finally been allowed to go back to Diagon Alley, after pouting at her grandmother for a few hours. She had immediately went off for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to find something of interest. Maybe she could torture Wren with a thing or two, but it was just a matter of finding something she liked.



AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 06:50, December 28, 2016 (UTC)

Astrix giggled to herself as she looked at a few items, tossing them back and forth in her mind. She doubted her nana would be pleased if she wasted a bunch of money on some magical tricks. Therefore, she had to be incredibly careful on how much stuff she got which was saddening. It was quite likely she would forget about this soon then buy everything though.



AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 22:06, January 1, 2017 (UTC)

Astrix picked up a Headless Hat, twirling it on her finger as she walked towards the register. However, she noticed the Pygmy Puffs and decided to pay them a visit like she enjoyed doing whenever she was here. "Hey!" she said, grinning at them as she reached out and pet them lightly."



AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 22:27, January 1, 2017 (UTC)

"Truly! I wuv dem," she said, picking up one and petting it carefully, before switching out and grabbing another. "Are you getting one?"



AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 06:04, January 2, 2017 (UTC)

"No, I'm not allowed one. I live with Muggles in the Muggle world which would not like seeing one of these. I bet my Nan would love them though. It's a shame. Oh, well!"



AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 06:08, January 2, 2017 (UTC)

"I'm Trix. Trix Ledbury," she said, quite proudly as she smiled back, before looking at the Pygmy Puffs again.



AstrixLedbury4thYearB
Astrix Ledbury - Hufflepuff Fourth Year

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Message Me  - 06:21, January 2, 2017 (UTC)

"It's an absolute pleasure to meet you too," she said, grinning, "Oh, I'd probably get the purple one because I think I could kind of work it into my look...I can't do that as much with pink."




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