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「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He was napping at four o'clock in the afternoon, which was typical of Jace. Fully clothed, not even bothered to be under the covers, he was dozing on his stomach, lightly snoring, not particularly caring if anyone caught him like that. He just finished classes and so he didn't necessarily need to be anywhere so...why not nap?
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren had just finished some extra classes, things he took just so he could be even more ahead of some of his year mates, and was exhausted. Apparently all of his professors wanted to the most draining lessons that day. He headed to the dorms to, like Jace, nap and not wake up - not even for dinner. Seeing Jace napping, however, rejuvenated Wren and he happily threw his bag in the other's direction before flopping on the bed and awaiting his reaction.
Message Me • 11:47, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
His eyes sprung open as he felt something hard and solid slam into his side, a small 'oof' leaving his mouth, almost being tossed off the bed but he wasn't that light. He jolted up, though, leaning on his hands to glare at whoever did it. "I should give you a detention for that," he said, his lips curling into a smirk, "attacking a prefect."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren rolled his eyes a little as he propped himself up on his elbows, glancing over at Jace. "Such a lame threat," he said simply with a slight smile, "You should but that doesn't mean you would, right?"
Message Me • 12:05, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"It's cute that you have such high faith in me," he retorted, "and hey...would you rather me give you a black eye? I can arrange it if you want...why did you have to wake me up, asshole?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"What's cute is you think you'll get close enough to me to give me a black eye," Wren replied, sitting up and crossing his legs. "If I'm tired and have to be awake, I've decided you have to be too. Plus, only I can be the sleeping beauty - definitely not you."
Message Me • 14:48, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I wish I could be a sleeping beauty," he muttered to himself–if only he could beat insomnia. As of the moment, he was just a beauty. "Just wait until you are asleep, just wait."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Keep wishing on that non-existent star Jace." Wren didn't mean anything from his words, his overly humorous tone giving him away from any actual seriousness to his words. "Why? Are you gonna insist we have a sleepover?"
Message Me • 22:08, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"We live in the same dorm, idiot, every night is a sleepover," he pointed out, tossing his pillow over at him.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren failed at catching the pillow, it hitting him square in the face and changing his expression from smiley to that of a poker face. "Fair point." He stopped, pausing for a few seconds before shrugging, "Maybe you want to show me some of your special nocturnal plants and I'll try my best to sound interested?"
Message Me • 22:36, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He flushed, his cheeks turning a light shade of red. How did Wren know about that hobby of his? "You wish," he said, "you know, they're actually very interesting. Some of them glow in the dark, some of them attra–" he cut himself off there. "You're a pain in my ass," he muttered.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"No, you'd know if I was a pain in your ass," Wren replied, raising his eyebrows for a second before shrugging and smirking at Jace, the same jokey tone returning to his voice, "Attract what? Nerds like you?"
Message Me • 22:53, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Give me back my pillow so I can throw it at you again. And...no, it–" He stopped again. A huge part of him wanted to explain how Wren was wrong, what they attracted and how the plants did it, but he knew it would make Wren's teasing worse. "Forget it."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren looked down at the pillow in his lap before obliging - somewhat. He threw the pillow back at Jace in the face, much like he had done only seconds before. He cocked his head a little and shrugged, "I mean, herbology isn't my favourite subject, but if you talking about your plant boner gives me info, blabber away."
Message Me • 23:02, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He caught it before it got near him and threw it back at Wren, hard. "Fuck off," he said, having nothing to respond to that. What do you even say to that? "You'll come crawling to me when you need tutoring."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren, this time, was able to shield his face and pouted a little. "If I fucked off you'd have no mates in this dorm and you know it." He shrugged, "Crawling towards you is the last thing I want to imagine myself doing Jace."
Message Me • 23:47, May 8, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He made a face over at Wren as the image hit him. The image of Wren on all four crawling. "Yeah, that would give me nightmares," he pointed out, "and...I guess you're right. Everyone else is in the other houses."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Fuck off, it'd be an honour and you know it, don't lie." His face scrunched in annoyance for a second before grinning again, seemingly having another burst in happiness. "See! You need me, it's fine, I won't give up on you."
Message Me • 00:02, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Were you ever considering giving up on me?" He asked with a small yawn, turning around so he was lying on his back, using his arm as a pillow. "And it really wouldn't be an honour."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I mean, this abuse with a pillow is enough of a reason." Wren shook his head lightly, "No, you see, that's where you're wrong. It would be an honour, you just don't want to admit it."
Message Me • 09:04, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Or maybe you're just getting a bit ahead of yourself, find a boyfriend and I'll ask if he's into it," he responded with a small smirk.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Isn't that counter productive? If he's my boyfriend then sure he's gonna love it. That's like me saying 'oh I'll go ask your girlfriend if she likes the green thumb,' duh."
Message Me • 09:40, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Depends on if you have the 'how kinky are you' conversation before or after you get together," he said with a small shrug. "And there is a difference between a green thumb and that bdsm shit."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Can I ask why you're sounding invested in my future love life? Should I get your consent as well as his?" Wren replied with a small smirk before sighing, "You know, I was alluding to your green thumb being something to do with bdsm, but forget it."
Message Me • 09:58, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He made a face at that, his mind struggling to make the connection. "What? How...?" He asked before hesitating, "do I even want to know?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
He shrugged, "I mean, I've never professed to know how straight sex goes, but I'm sure if you run with the idea of your thumb you'll be able to get there."
Message Me • 10:17, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
It slowly hit him and he blinked, forcing himself not to look down at his thumb and rubbed his cheek with the opposite hand to try and hide his redness. "How is your sex life going? Any crushes or has Hogwarts lowered expectations?" He asked, trying to change subject.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren rolled his eyes a little, some misplaced sympathy seeping into him considering how embarrassed Jace looked. He shrugged, "Nope, no crushes and no sex." He paused for a second and shrugged, "Why lower my standards when everyone else can raise their's?"
Message Me • 10:31, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"But then you'll never get anything?" he asked, mimicking confusion, his hand dropping to be strewn over his chest.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren shrugged, "Then maybe people don't deserve me?"
Message Me • 11:21, May 9, 2018 (UTC)~
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Probably that," he conceded pausing to think seriously now. Wren was right, they probably didn't deserve Wren and Jace would beat their ass if they thought of hurting him. "Who even cares about love and all that, anyway?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren smiled at Jace's agreement and shrugged, "I mean, as soppy as it sounds having someone to hug at night doesn't sound like a bad idea. Guessing you're not fond of it?"
Message Me • 11:58, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I thought your bear filled that hole up?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, before shrugging, "I mean...I guess it'd be nice. I don't know. I've never...done it, so I guess I don't know what I'm missing out on."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"The bear is literally the last thing I have of my mum, as much as I'd like it to, it can't exactly hug me back." He tilted his head a little, "You've never hugged anyone as you've slept... really?"
Message Me • 12:10, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Oh, did she die or something?" He asked, shooting Wren a small look, before shaking his head, "nope," he said, popping the 'p', "haven't even had my first kiss, let alone sleep in a bed with someone."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I've already told you," Wren said with a slight chuckle with a roll of his eyes, "She got in the way of a Serpents mission. Dad didn't mean to kill her, but her muggle business hindered the Serpents enough for him to get angry when she refused and, yeah." He went silent for a few moments, remembering the memory as if he was living it. His eyes widened as he shook his head in disbelief, "You... never had your first kiss? You've got to be fucking around with me here, what?"
Message Me • 12:21, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Oh...oh, I remember that, sorry," he said, running his hand through his hair before quickly shaking his head, wincing slightly. "I'm not, I swear, I'm not. No one's really...taken my notice, I guess?" Until now, really.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren shrugged, "Nobody's fault but his." Wren's eyes continued to widen before shaking his head in disbelief again, "I mean, nobody at all? I doubt puberty's done this much for you - you had to have been somewhat attractive when you were younger? No?"
Message Me • 23:48, May 9, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He hesitated before shrugging lightly. "I don't know," he confessed, "I don't...I mean, I don't even notice whether I'm attractive now let alone when I was a kid. I didn't really talk to many people save for Liya."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren pouted a little, "Well they were missing out." He paused, smiling again, "Anyone who gets close to taking your first kiss should be honoured."
Message Me • 00:53, May 10, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Well, thanks, I guess?" He wasn't sure how to respond to that, and tugged at the collar of his shirt. "Can you believe we'll be out of here in two short years?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren shrugged at the other's comment - wasn't his fault if Jace couldn't take the compliment. "It's wild but I wanna be out of here. I hate the rules and curfew and stuff."
Message Me • 02:01, May 10, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I feel like this place will be something I'll only appreciate when I leave," he confessed, "as of right now...I couldn't care less if I was here or not. Don't know if I like the idea of being an adult, though."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"That's true. At least there's some protection against the law here," Wren said absently. He laid back on his bed, picking up a pillow and chucking it in the air and catching it, "What's there to appreciate, though? The best I can think of are these dorms and you're one of the only ones I don't feel like punching half of the time. The rest of the guys? Dumbasses."
Message Me • 04:23, May 10, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Thanks, mate," he said, smiling slightly, "they're not that bad. Petty little bastards but bearable. I was going to say more the others. The rest of the serpents. Which I suppose is silly. I'll see them afterwards but...you know."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren smiled slightly as he moved his head to look over at Jace, shrugging the best he could whilst lying down. "At least with you I can hold a conversation without feeling like my brain cells are depleting at an alarming rate." He nodded after a few seconds of silence. "I mean, it's a fair enough attachment. There's nothing stopping you getting a mundane job here as a cover-up though."
Message Me • 04:42, May 10, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"A mundane job? Like what, part-time gardener?" He joked. Not a bad idea, not going to lie. "I'm thinking of going into the government, actually. I think it'd be good for...you know, the serpents. Help out, that is."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"See! That's a start - you could parent all the little mandrakes," He replied, tone matching Jace's. "Oh fair enough, that's a lot more to lose though, especially if you're ever caught."
Message Me • 12:02, May 10, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"There's always a lot to lose here, though. Always the risk on whether we'll get caught," he pointed out, "and mandrakes are cute, okay, they are relatively harmless."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Yeah, but even more to lose if you have a government job," he shrugged. "Mandrakes are terrifying, nightmare fuel."
Message Me • 23:05, May 10, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Each to their own," he said with a small grin, "I find potions more terrifying than any plants I've come across."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"At least I don't feel like potions are gonna come out and grab me. Mandrake? Ugly baby. Whomping Willow? I feel like you gotta charm it otherwise it beats the shit out of you."
Message Me • 23:48, May 11, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"You gotta find the knob that turns it off, just have to crawl to get there," he explained, "have you ever been inside the shrieking shack?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren shook his head, "As ballsy as I am, I don't go near the Shack." He paused, smiling a little, "Why do you? Is that where you go for some plant thinking time?" He nodded all the same, though, "Oh, but it can still clobber you though."
Message Me • 01:37, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Sure, it could," he conceded, "really just a chance and a bit of luck, I guess? It's a good place for privacy," he confessed, "no one's in there...hey, good place to take a guy," he said, wiggling his eyebrows over at Wren.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I mean, sounds like a lot of risk just to try your luck, right?" Wren's cheeks reddened at Jace's comment and he threw his pillow at him, "You're saying that to me as if I have guys lined up."
Message Me • 02:40, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He caught it with a grin, "you still have around two years, I don't doubt you'll find some guy that catches your interest," he responded.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"How optimistic," he commented, actively deciding not to voice his insecurities; now wasn't the time and he wasn't wholly sure, for lack of a better term, if Jace cared. "We'll just have to see. If I do, you'll be the first to know seeing as he'll be brought back here." The end of his sentence was finished with a small smirk.
Message Me • 22:49, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He made a face at that, his eyebrow twitching, as he stared at Wren. "Dick," he said slowly, "do me a favour and text me before you bring him over so I can bolt to some other place."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Well yeah he'd have a dick," he replied with a smirk, completely taking what Jace said out of context purposefully. Wren shook his head lightly, "And why would I do that? As I said, I doubt it'd happen so why not surprise you if it does?"
Message Me • 22:57, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Cause I like, when I actually do sleep, not having nightmares," he shot back, "I don't need your grunting haunting me wherever I go, thanks."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Are you saying imagining me naked is nightmare fuel? That's cruel and unjust," he continued with a pout, "Fuck you, let's try not to ruin what little confidence I have with men any more, yeah?" It was obvious through his tone and small smirk that Wren was purely joking.
Message Me • 23:20, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Oh please, like you have low confidence in the love area," he snorted. Though he was straight and didn't particularly care for Wren's body, he wasn't an idiot and knew the guy was kind of...ripped. "I could try hooking you up with someone."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Considering I only had my first kiss as a way to test if a very straight and very homophobic guy was still straight - spoiler alert, he was and I got beat up - you could say low confidence is a thing." Wren never liked to reveal his past escapades with experimenting his sexuality, especially his first kiss, but he'd been familiar with Jace for awhile now and figured he could trust him. "Oh yeah? Is he in your garden club?"
Message Me • 23:38, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I don't have a garden club? Is there a garden club? Fuck yeah, I'd join," he said with a grin before hesitating. Wrong time. "Is that guy in Hogwarts?" He asked, "don't suppose you have a name? I'm curious."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Maybe you could start one," Wren suggested with a raise of an eyebrow before shaking his head, "Muggle school, thankfully. Don't think he'd mess with me now but, y'know, things are in the past." He shrugged, "Besides, it doesn't matter really."
Message Me • 23:46, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"It does to me," he said after a moment, "kill me, it hits me wrong to think you've been beaten up by an asshole." He shrugged along with this.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren propped himself up on one elbow and glanced over at Jace, silent for a second as he took in what he said. "I mean, it happened years ago," he said with a shrug of his own, "Nothing can be done about it - the damage's done."
Message Me • 23:59, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"He's a stronzo," he said, switching back to his native tongue, "forget about him. He wins if you let him have an affect on you."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"He's a what?" he asked, eyebrows furrowing in confusion, trying to decipher what he meant. "Too late," he murmured, eyes down-casting slightly as suppressed memories were threatening to resurface. "Besides, when did you become a therapist?" He asked, a smile ghosting his lips.
Message Me • 00:27, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I forgot the English equivalent, it's an insult though," he said with a shrug, "and I'm not a therapist. A caring friend is all, a caring friend who is ready to kill a bitch." With that, he tossed the pillow back over at Wren.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
He shrugged, smirking a little, "Narrows it down. Maybe I'll start using it myself." He paused and his smirk turned into a grateful smile, "I appreciate it, but there's nothing you can do, even if you're willing to kill for me." He caught the pillow at the expense of falling back on his back. He sighed, wrapping his arms around his pillow and shrugged, "If I ever find out his name and location, I'll pass the details on."
Message Me • 00:42, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He paused for a moment, trying to think of someone he knew that he could set Wren up with. "You know, I don't think I know any other out guy," he confessed, "I'd try setting you up with someone. I'll keep a lookout. Do you have a type?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
He shook his head lightly, "At this point I'm down for whoever wants me." He paused for a second before laughing airily, "You don't need to try and find me anyone."
Message Me • 01:02, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Make it sound like you're down for prostitution," he pointed out, "love isn't the most important thing in the world, though, no matter how much it's advocated like it is."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Maybe if I was one then I'd get more action," Wren joked with a laugh, "Maybe. I dunno. Not as many guys for me to test it with like there is with you and girls."
Message Me • 01:24, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
His mind jumped to Bella, a reminder of what had happened between them and he winced. "That's assuming I have girls lining up for me," he joked, echoing Wren's words earlier.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren laughed a little, "You'd have a better chance of having a girls lining up for you than guys for me."
Message Me • 05:04, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"That's true," he conceded, "straight guys have it easier...no offence."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I literally just said it, no need to say no offence," he said with a playful roll of his eyes, throwing the pillow back at Jace, tongue being stuck out before he smirked and adopted a playful tone. "That's like me saying I'm the better looking of the two of us - no offence. See? You don't need to do it with facts."
Message Me • 10:35, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"But who's hotter is more of a subjective truth, not a fact," he said, not expecting the pillow for once and it landed in his face with an 'oof', "so you can kiss my ass."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Is it really subjective Jace?" Wren said, continuing to smirk a little. His smirk turned into a grin when he finally got a hit in with the pillow before shaking his head, "I'd rather not, sounds like a nightmare."
Message Me • 13:07, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Touché," he said, seething in a short breath through his teeth, before rolling on his back, flipping the pillow under his head, "course it is, another man's garbage is another man's treasure."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren shot a quizzical look at Jace, head titling slightly, "I hope you know what you're insinuating by that, tell me you do."
Message Me • 13:26, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Well, I mean, it's a saying," he responded, scratching his jaw, frowning over at Wren, "you know...what someone doesn't like, another person will love. What's there to insinuate?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Oh you pure thing," he said, looking at Jace with a pained expression, "Given what I said about kissing your ass? It's not hard to insinuate the obvious Jace, honestly."
Message Me • 00:39, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
He was silent for a moment before he let a deep 'oh' slip from his mouth. "Shut the fuck up," he huffed, "just...I'm not pure. I'm a corrupted soul who likes plants."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"A corrupted soul wouldn't try to explain to me the obvious meaning of what you said," Wren pointed out with an airy laugh before nodding, "We gotta sound lame - a plant nerd and a potion nerd."
Message Me • 01:15, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Lame? People wouldn't have the guts to call us lame," he said with a snort, "I mean, really, look at us, who would dare? We'd kick their asses to Timbuktu."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I mean, I thrive off being the deceptively kind one, so I'm sure they'd say it to me," he said with another laugh before shrugging, "Maybe. Then again, I doubt anyone here would - maybe muggles might."
Message Me • 02:53, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Maybe, but muggles are ignorant and stupid," he said with a shrug, "so they'd be confident enough to do it. Maybe, though are you really that deceptive? You're pretty nice all round."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Depends on the muggle," Wren said with a shrug before smiling at Jace, "Yeah, you're just lucky enough as to not piss me off at all. If you do, you'll know."
Message Me • 08:19, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Should I be worried you're going to tamper with one of my drinks?" He asked, narrowing his eyes over at Wren, "slip a potion into it. Dead within the minutes. I suppose I wouldn't want to piss you off," he teased with a small grin.
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
Wren shrugged, laughing, "Well I can't do it now - you've caught on to my plan." He shrugged, "I suppose I could be just as worried as you - slipping whatever plant that'd eat me alive under my bed."
Message Me • 09:10, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Bring in a mandrake when you're sleeping," he suggested, "though, I think that would piss off the entire dormitory."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"If you do that, I'll have nightmares and I'll make sure to keep you up every single night with me," he replied before nodding, "Yeah, might not be your best idea - unless you charm them so they can't hear it."
Message Me • 13:44, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I already stay up all night, won't make much of a difference to me," he said with a shrug, "and we both know I'm not too good at charms."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Oh you underestimate how annoying I get," he said with a smile, "I was here trying to raise your confidence but okay - guess I won't be helping you with that charm anytime soon."
Message Me • 23:15, May 14, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Oh shut up, I'm not that bad, just not as good as you," he said with a shrug. In all honesty, he was actually good academically, he just kept it under wraps. "And try me."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I mean, you seem to be better than most - though with the dumbasses in our year it seems like anyone can be," he said, shrugging, "You don't want to put yourself through that voluntarily."
Message Me • 01:09, May 15, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Max," he said after a slow moment of hesitation, "you know? Blonde serpent, year below us? What about him?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"What about him?" he asked, eyes narrowing slightly as his head moved so he could face Jace a little better, "Are we going to start recounting all the serpents?"
Message Me • 01:39, May 15, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I can start alphabetically?" He suggested, "no, prove your point. You say you're an annoying, little shit and I'm not in the mood to be annoyed to death so...make him the lab rat, persay." Also get back at him for being a douche to Em. "You up for it? Or are you a puss?"
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Please do, I'd love to be bored to sleep," he commented with a laugh. "If anything, doesn't that make you a puss for not wanting to prove I'm not? I'm down to annoy him though, prick annoyed me before so I can get down - only if you accompany me for a little bit of it."
Message Me • 02:01, May 15, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"I'll back you up with anything," he said with a shrug, "you know that. And I do want you to prove you are, just not on me. It'll have the same end."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"Cute, same here." Wren said with a small smile. "I mean, if I really have to prove it then we should do it on Friday night; I wanna spend the day after sleeping."
Message Me • 02:44, May 15, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Would it really tire you out that much?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at this. "Man, spending a day sleeping? Sounds like the life."
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「 Wren Berkstone 」Slytherin Alum • Potioneer • One half of Demigay
"I'm used to getting my beauty sleep," he replied, half-jokingly but there was an air of seriousness to his words. "I mean, I've got nothing happening on Saturday so why do anything?"
Message Me • 02:51, May 15, 2018 (UTC)
「 Jace Berkstone 」The Environmentally friendly Slytherin
"Because life is short and sleeping through days will make you miss it?" He offered before looking over at Wren. He guessed Wren had some beauty so he wasn't going to dispute the comment.
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