"Alright so, I'm here to try out, and hopefully, get the Quidditch Captain position for Slytherin. I know I've never been part of the team before, but I do play Quidditch outside school for recreation, and I must say, I'm pretty dang good at it - especially if you hand me a Beater's bat. With that said, I hope whoever's in charge here consider my request. I'm athletic, I'm tough, I can be a good leader if I try, I'm tenacious and most of all - I love winning, so I assure you that I'm gonna try everything just to get my hands on that Quidditch cup."